March 2013
fawkes-:
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
“All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...”
– Howard, Fresh Meat (via ckgarden)
“Don’t hang out with people who don’t love you. Don’t try to impress people who...”
– Beth Ditto (via ceedling)
October 2012
worldwar2chainz:
do you ever just eat a piece of candy corn expecting it to be really good and then right when you bite into it you remember that candy corn is awful
tablespoons:
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
